Today was too hot for me. I've really grown accustomed to the amazing weather Miami's been having for the past few months and now that summer is here, sort of, I feel gross. I went to Samurai with Travis and his lady friend, who is my friend too, but since they're dating I feel like it's weird to call her my friend before his girlfriend. I don't know what I'm saying.
I know you're reading this and now I can't think!
Good job!
Let me try again:
As I was playing Resident Evil 5 with Pops today, G-L-O-R-I-A came into my room and asked me if I had just been in the kitchen looking for something to eat. I had not at all. I was in my room, screaming about getting shot at by stupid zombies. So my mom says, "Cuando se encuentras con un fantasma tienes que decir: Fantasma de purgatorio...".
Jamas me acuerdo de lo resto. My memory sucks, regardless, she basically told me an old rhyme that asks the spirits from purgatory what they want. Granted, I was scared so I went into the living room, checked the door (locked), checked the bathroom (no man wearing a wig, wielding a just sharpened, incredibly shiny butcher knife), and then checked the sliding glass door (fucking broken). After I realized the damn lock was broken, I moved one of the couches in front of the door and put a few books on the edge to act as an alarm or something. I'm not really sure. I even feel uncomfortable posting my secret plans on the web just incase...
I guess I'm pretty much done with today.
Edit:
I'm sticky because I drank too many Sake Sangrias at Samurai and started sweating when Mom decided to talk about spirits.
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